Dick Gunner: Never Is The Last Kiss For Tomorrow, written by Tom McNally, photographed by Johan Strumpfer, starring Dirk Kristen, John Haynes, Gavin Haynes, Ashleigh Gordon, Nishalin Govender, Brenda Bedborough, Robin Stark, Zane Henry and Jaime Farrell. Kerrin Naude handled the lights, Ashleigh Gordon did the make-up, Ed Babb did the title panel and the bit with Hitler's brain.
Produced with an actual budget for the Sax Appeal under the control of one Mr. Gavin Haynes, with lights and make-up and everything, this is the Dick Gunner that killed the franchise. Congratulations, everyone!
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For those of you in a more adolescent stage of development, we can offer the manly thrills of Ed Babb's rendering of a gripping battle between good and evil: