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by Sebastian Borckenhagen and Tom McNally. Comics drawn by Brice Reignier.

Coming direct to you from every locus in time and space, Shark Of Wisdom can spare a tiny sliver of his nebulous intellect to save your marriage, contact a dead pet, mend a shelf or just hang out and be the father you never had.

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It's probably true that the best wisdom comes from music. That sounds good, I'd go with that.

'Ask A Question To The Shark Of Wisdom' was composed and performed by Nicolai Roos, with vocals by Paul Maree.

The lyrics were written by Tom McNally.

Nicolai and Adam's band is called THE SLEEPERS While Paul's band is called THE BEAMS
SLOGAN: UPGRADE YOUR MUSIC
The artist heals the sick
A large chunk of the PRAVDA23 programming can be safely viewed at the link above
Gavin Haynes is some sort of MEALY MOUTHED INKSLINGER

Shark Of Wisdom appeared in comic form in the Semiotic Cohesion anthologies, drawn by the good Brice Reignier.

Please enjoy them immediately.

 

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