The Ancient Shark of Despair Theme

Written and performed by Nicolai Roos
Vocals by Paul Maree
‘Community’ guitars by Adam Hill
Wailing vocals by Jolene Cartmill

Lyrics by Tom McNally and Sebastain Borckenhagen


We’re gonna go visit a friend of mine
He’s a funny old guy and he’s awkward all the time
Sitting on his own, just waiting in the dark
He’s my best friend and he says he’s a shark

Despair shark, despair shark
Let’s eat some pizza and watch sitcoms
Until we are dead and he has gone
He’s not scared - he gets all mankind
Spend time with me and expand my mind
Expand my mind!

Community!
You and me!
Loneliness immunity!
It takes two to be a community!
Because we used to be a community!
Girl!


Ancient Shark Of Despair
You might think that he doesn’t care
But man, he cares too much
And then the sadness comes.

I never told you this while you were still alive
But I love you.
So much.

Poor little shark
He’s not that bad
Poor little shark
He’ll never die.